Cut the Traanpik Vegetable up and Braai in the Pot
now gooi in some treinspoor hoender
just so that they get a little bit brown, like those tannies at the kaalgat stand there at clifton.
now gooi some the spice army garlick & lemon chicken spice to taste
now gooi some Vampire Afweerder, just for some gees
now add the Crazy Warrie sousie (Stock Blokkies (Chicken Stock Cubes & Mr Balls Chutney)
Mamma se Gym juice (Wine that you Prefer) add as much as mamma will allow you
Now add some Vrystaat Nik Nax
Now add the slap Chip wannabees
Add the Why are your Mielies so groot
add the Brussel Mussel (Brussels Sprouts)
Now add the Green Pepper and Poef Mossel (Mushrooms)
Then add the Confused komkommer (Baby Marrows)
Now add the Poef Mossel Powder (Mushrooms soup powder) & Krokodil Trane (Water)
and lastly gooi some Koeie Nipple Cream (Fresh Cream) and leave for 30min